Egomaniacal Girl Shocked By Her Stalker's Behavior [fake news]

It appears that the no-contact order, recently issued against a local area resident, was never violated as was expected by the plaintiff. We have decided to shine some light on the issue by interviewing the plaintiff, who afterwards threatened to issue a restraining order against the news station, the judge, and her mother.

"I thought he loved me and nothing could stop his love, even cops", sobbed the girl while tears destroyed the many inches of her make-up. "I just really wanted a chance to throw him in prison. I hate him. I would like to beat him with a shovel but decided to be more humane and simply report him to the authorities. And the guy is a fucking Jew, I mean, you understand me, right?"

"I am really hot and very white, too. I just don't understand why didn't he even write me? I'm not asking for any serenades under my balcony. I just want him to go to jail. Man, I wish I lived in Nazi Germany." she continued.

The officials have not yet determined what exactly caused a sexually dangerous stalker to stop stalking his victim. "We have dedicated our sharpest resources to the investigation of this issue" said the Chief Officer of Harassment.

"I don't care if my family gets raped and killed by methheads on crack. None of the people in my area will have to live with the horror of being told they are liked by somebody they no longer find attractive! Especially if he is a Jew. We have made this issue our top priority." was Sheriff McCarthy's official stance on the scandal.

"I think he, like, found another chick who gets him off better" commented Rob, stalker's close friend.

We have also interviewed the stalker's psychiatrist. He didn't find anything wrong with his client, and questioned the girl's sanity. Officials promptly jailed the psychiatrist for Felonious Refusal To Cooperate With The Opinion Of A White Female.

The stalker himself annoyingly exclaimed "what the fuck is this some kind of a joke" as he packed his things to, from his words, "get as far away from that bitch as possible". The stalker appeared to be suicidal and mentally unstable, as became evident from his last words before he drove away: "yeah, maybe ill try to od on pot because i just love her so so much, ahahahah. No seriously, are you all fucking with my brain or something?"

We will update you as soon as any new information arrives.